THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.

I sat with a guy I never met before outside of the mall, discussing philosophy and spirituality for an hour. How does that even happen to me?

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