THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.

rememberme-sweetbravery:

stark-enterprises:

lizzysledgehammer:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

STEVE. This is the footage.

Then the dog barks.  Ya know, animals pick up on paranormal shit.. 

(via pandieora)

  1. goodoldmoonislikeme reblogged this from paper-halo
  2. itzdevinx reblogged this from abafail
  3. abafail reblogged this from look-up-in-the-sky
  4. goldfishtheripper reblogged this from commanderkitsunehere
  5. jebadia451 reblogged this from queengadreel
  6. queengadreel reblogged this from queengadreel
  7. jesarux reblogged this from suiyay
  8. yoloblo reblogged this from the-toilet-kingdom
  9. persianhersh reblogged this from lulz-time
  10. imthezombiehauntingyurdreams reblogged this from dowhatdresays
  11. dowhatdresays reblogged this from natsmum
  12. klausdog-1020 reblogged this from yorinarpati
  13. crunchytrailmix reblogged this from boundlessinspiration
  14. theoncomingblog reblogged this from boundlessinspiration
  15. boundlessinspiration reblogged this from wonderland--garden
  16. wonderland--garden reblogged this from fanuary
  17. randomlogic reblogged this from vonnabeee
  18. lalatinamasgringa reblogged this from doodleswiththoughts
  19. missing-in-mayhem reblogged this from drpepper-queen
  20. happyslashyfandomstuff reblogged this from charmingdeadpool
  21. fueled-by-rage reblogged this from not-quite-paradise
  22. time-to-turn-heads reblogged this from lnternetpizza
  23. thatdopefireshizz reblogged this from akidgotambition
  24. alifewithchocolate reblogged this from 23-hour-party-people
  25. chillykitty reblogged this from frostedneko
  26. followandswallow reblogged this from akosijasmine-xo
  27. ceara-chan reblogged this from askmalengil
  28. opth121 reblogged this from thecryptocreep
  29. piruumi reblogged this from piruupiru
  30. anastasiaruthann reblogged this from moonsescape
  31. moonsescape reblogged this from skeleton-sweetheart
  32. skeleton-sweetheart reblogged this from sassy-starburst
  33. thehitchhikersguidetomusic reblogged this from iwannabehayley
  34. iwannabehayley reblogged this from viria