THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.

18th Jun 2012 | 158,082 notes

rememberme-sweetbravery:

stark-enterprises:

lizzysledgehammer:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

STEVE. This is the footage.

Then the dog barks. Ya know, animals pick up on paranormal shit..

(Source: wormblanket, via pandieora)

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OMG it looks like a creature is being born in that microwave!!!
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