THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.

interswagnet:

tag me in posts!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

message me!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

interact with me!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

friendship!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: mondegreener, via spookyrichhouse)

asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 

(via dick-biggles-mcgee)

barrio2barrio:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

hahaahahah they had an anniversary party 

(via dick-biggles-mcgee)