Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
things to say after sex
- love is for children
- i’m always angry
- you were made to be ruled
- if we bypass the mainframe in direct route of the homer cluster we can clock this at around 600 teraflops
- are you nuts
- SPEAK ENGLISH!!,
- have you ever tried shawarma
- how desperate are you
- i don’t want to see this on your myspace page
- got any other bad ideas
- i will taze you and watch supernanny while you drool into the carpet