THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.
emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

(Source: mirandaadria, via theydontneedcapes)

forevermoshing:

hornbread:

itisneverlupus:

neither:

1800psychedelic:

‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’

damn punk since 1950

I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now.

Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck.

this man is so attractive  do you understand how attractive he must have been 20 years ago

forevermoshing:

hornbread:

itisneverlupus:

neither:

1800psychedelic:

‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’

damn punk since 1950

I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now.

Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck.

this man is so attractive  do you understand how attractive he must have been 20 years ago

(Source: negritadaph, via cutiebum)

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

(Source: slugzone, via graveyardfrolicking)