THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.
  • Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt

baboushkat:

2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.

(Source: dootzy, via canada-has-poutine)