THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.
edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:
Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:


Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

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translucentginger:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif

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Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things

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