THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.
iprayforangels:

caw-caw-mothercluckers:

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
…
seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

maybe dad likes to have pretty nipples while getting some.
you go, dad. 
you go. 

Everyone knows their parents screw. Nobody wants to know what kinky shit they do when they screw.

iprayforangels:

caw-caw-mothercluckers:

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

maybe dad likes to have pretty nipples while getting some.

you go, dad. 

you go. 

Everyone knows their parents screw. Nobody wants to know what kinky shit they do when they screw.

(Source: ancestor, via anything--but--average)

millenniumtinnyrod:

whalebiology:

jounouchikatsuya:

sick burn

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS

I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING OVER HERE

(Source: vivapinatafanfiction, via anything--but--average)