THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.

saddeer:

the only vine that matters 

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tschaikovsky:

cakety-cake:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

it’s 2014 why do girls think boys like the smell of overpowering fruity floral perfume

It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was.

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roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

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stargrooves:

Felt this needed to be put on here. Tumblr people would appreciate it much more than twitter people

stargrooves:

Felt this needed to be put on here. Tumblr people would appreciate it much more than twitter people

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