May 2013
relentlessly-chaotic:
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
this is too accurate
svveetlemonade:
svveetlemonade:
i don’t want to go to scoOoOoOoOl
i didn’t spell school right ,maybe i should go to school
kanayagoddessofsass:
what if jake english said
solluxcoptier:
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
chiebutt:
What I look for in a partner:
Blue Eyes
White Dragon
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
jaclcfrost:
“shouldn’t you be sleeping”
matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
thehawklegacy:
If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too
you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking
my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
thanks bro, you’re
too
thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
oh it’s
this time you’ve gone too
, too far
...
patrick-arthur-urie:
dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me
zackisontumblr:
westbor0baptistchurch:
zackisontumblr:
so this blog just started following me
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
niggawitdreadz:
niggawitdreadz:
niggawitdreadz:
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame