THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

oh…

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peoplefkingsuck:

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..

AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG

And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due

it’s kind of funny how many notes my wrong decision and pure laziness has gotten me

(Source: bitchytbh-old, via you-need-to-stopp)

getting paid is awesome

songbirdslament:

I’m just chillin with like a gorillion dollars right now

ostracizedpoodle:

be nice to me i may be hot one day 

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tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

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hamburgay:

Your selfies:

My selfies:

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goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

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