THEY CALL ME THE BANANA HAMMER

What can I say? Seriously, is there a limit as to how much vulgarity and stupidity I can spew? My name is Zach. I was once intelligent, but then I met the internet and it was a star-crossed-lover-kinda-shit-thing yo.

austevennar:

9404yowu:

weloveshortvideos:

I sound like Gru from “Despicable Me” when I have road rage? - Eh Bee

GRU

OMG THIS IS PERFECT

(via leviathans-vessel)

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via pandieora)

fleurbot:

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

(via were-telapathetic)